Tour Manager T-Shirts

'I've never been a roady before.'

Small crowd

'U2 the largest grossing tour of all time.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Culture Saturday

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"