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"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'