Tour Booking T-Shirts

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"First class, or with children?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Snowmen Around The World...

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'It must be the dead sea.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast