Booking T-Shirts

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Silence of the Chickens...

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Birds reading over woman's shoulder