Tour Representative Pillows

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast