Tour Organizer Pillows

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Face painting.

"First class, or with children?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'