Tour Organizer Prints

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"First class, or with children?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Sparkling Water

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Snowmen Around The World...

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Echo Tourism'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Face painting by numbers.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast