Tourism Consultant T-Shirts

"...We can market Libya as an Xmas-free zone."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Postcards from Heaven...

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

Strange Crowds in Bath

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism Industry

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Castaway is part of a cruise tour.

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

NYC Walking Tour

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."