Tourism Consultant T-Shirts

"...We can market Libya as an Xmas-free zone."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Postcards from Heaven...

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

You Are Here.

Tourist Information.

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Tourism Industry

"Did you hear about the recreation consultant the company hired? She's going to teach us how to relax, have fun and balance work with play."

It says: monument to unknown tourist who thought crocodiles only stick to river banks."

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'