Card Shop Worker Pillows

'I'm retiring tomorrow. . . do you have any 'So Long, Suckers' cards?'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Thank you bubbles

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

How About Serving Us For a Change

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

How much would you take off for cash?

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Greeting Cards

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

The entire family

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."