Coffee Shop Worker Gifts

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

How About Serving Us For a Change

Boss, why'd you post a sign out front that reads "Please Do Not Bring Your Guns Into This Establishment"? I've worked at this caf

'Is this because our espresso machine is out of order?'

"I'm just working as a barista to pay off loans I took out to go to barista school."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Cafe Burns.

National Coffee Day

Decapitated coffee.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

The Coffee Tattoo

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."