Coffee Shop Manager Gifts

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Aliens Coffee

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

As part of the divorce settlement, Bob takes over his ex-wife's small business.

Starbucks closing 600 stores with 12,000 job cuts.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Excuse me, you're gonna have to leave...you've been hogging this table for days!"

"We usually serve flavored coffee, so I'll ask my manager to contact the corporate office to see if we still serve black coffee."

"It takes years of skill, dedication and training to become a world-class barista. . . Anyway, all you've got to do is press this button."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Today's special... donuts.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Non-Power Breakfast

Decapitated coffee.

National Coffee Day

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

How About Serving Us For a Change

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Choice hellhole

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'