Coffee Shop Staff Gifts

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Decapitated coffee.

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

How About Serving Us For a Change

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

The Coffee Tattoo

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'This decaf's lousy.'