Coffee Shop Staff Pillows

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

"Excuse me for saying, but you've a little foam on your lip."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Decapitated coffee.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

National Coffee Day

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

How About Serving Us For a Change

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

'This meat is off, bring me the manager.'- 'Sure, would you like him fried or boiled?'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'