Starting A New Job At A Coffee Shop Gifts

Duffy's Coffee Warehouse: Ground Breaking Ceremony Monday

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

National Coffee Day

How About Serving Us For a Change

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

The Fault of the Fowl

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

Chefs in love

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Hipster Coffee

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Aliens Coffee

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."