Starting A New Job At A Coffee Shop Mugs

Duffy's Coffee Warehouse: Ground Breaking Ceremony Monday

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

National Coffee Day

How About Serving Us For a Change

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

The Fault of the Fowl

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

Hipster Coffee

Aliens Coffee

Chefs in love

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."