Working At Cafes Mugs

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Today's special... donuts.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Hats and Food

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Cafe Burns.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

National Coffee Day

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

How About Serving Us For a Change

Coffee Menu

"I'd say business was brisk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.