Coffee Shop Worker Prints

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

How About Serving Us For a Change

'Is this because our espresso machine is out of order?'

"I'm just working as a barista to pay off loans I took out to go to barista school."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Cafe Burns.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Decapitated coffee.

National Coffee Day

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

The Coffee Tattoo

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'