Checkout Operators Mugs

"Yo! Check it out"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

10 items or less

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Hell for cashiers.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

10 Items or Less or Else.

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

Shopping Cart Races

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Need any help with packing?'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'I can never find the barcode on these things.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Shopping always makes me hungry."

The Checkout Girl