Outbox Operator Gifts

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Husband bakes a pie

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Police film evidence

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Dog's game

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Inbox and outbox for books

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.