Stall-holder Gifts

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

The commentators want to run the officials...

Lovers

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Nice try, but I'm still angry."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'I'm in the lead!'

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

Dog.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'I never hold a grudge...after I get even!'

Know when to let it go.

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

'How much do you think I'd get for mine?'

"And now, dear, I’m going to hum annoyingly and see how you like it."

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

"Great. It's the call of the wild, and you've got me on hold."

God's dog

'I don't hold grudges... that's why I have lawyers.'