Stall Scraper Gifts

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Now it fits.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Runner Bean...

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Friendly bacteria

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

The Creature of the Black Legume

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Ice cream sign melting in the heat.

Alien Abduction

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

Ants shopping

"Costco."

Road Sweeper.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'