Warehouse Shopper Gifts

"Costco."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'She's so put together!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Stationery Shop

Changing Room Decisions

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Time Clock

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

'Uh-oh.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'But what do you sell?'