Warehouse Wizard Gifts

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"We only got six days of funding."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Targets.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Dustbin monster.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

I got the raise

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

Woodwork

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.