Wholesale Wizard Gifts

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"We only got six days of funding."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Rocking horse

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Gerald Ratner's return

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

Dustbin monster.

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Websiteless -- please help.