Rock Scraper Gifts

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Now it fits.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Popera!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Ray Davies

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

The first animation.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Easter Island Rock Climber

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Lou Reed

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."