Rock Skipping Gifts

Rock - see you in a million years!

Skipping Horse

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Ready Mum?'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Popera!

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Ray Davies

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

The first animation.

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Elvis Presley

Lou Reed

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

Genius Bar

Music from the moon.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"From rocker to rocker."

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Beatles on Spotify

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Bootsy Collins

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'I'm a firm believer in 'live fast, die young, leave a good lookin' corpse'.'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Skipping with a beard.

"Don't you want somebody to blame?"