Line Skipping Enthusiast Gifts

Skipping Horse

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Are those my slippers?!"

Prisoner Crossing

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"Why have you come over here?"

Cowboy Slippers

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

You said you wanted privacy - Realty.

"Wake up late this morning?"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

'Fetching slippers IS humiliating, but she has to follow me with a pooper-scooper, so it's the least I can do.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."