Rope Skipping Aficionado Gifts

'Boy you are good!'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Ready Mum?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Extra Long-jump

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Skipping girl.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Kitten Slippers

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Walking on Sunbeams

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

Lariant Art.

Walking the line...

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

Skipping with a beard.

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

'Dawkins, have you seen my bunny slippers?'

A bloke went up with a rope, and disappeared.

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."