Skipping Rope Gifts

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Skipping with a beard.

'Boy you are good!'

'Ready Mum?'

Skipping Horse

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Skipping girl.

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"You monster!"

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Lariant Art.

Sailing

Young against old

Beach Bouncer

The Empire State Building's design was modified slightly after the 1933 'incident'!

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''