Skipping Rope Gifts

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Skipping with a beard.

'Boy you are good!'

'Ready Mum?'

Skipping Horse

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

Skipping girl.

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Lariant Art.

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

"You monster!"

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

Sailing

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

Young against old

Beach Bouncer

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

Cats jump rope with a mouse.

"I used to have tattoos. They're a lot easier to get than to have removed."

Skip.