Skipping Gifts

Skipping Horse

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

'...16...17...18...stop me when I get to a billion, Mom.'

'The place you're all looking for is just a hop, skip and a jump from here.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Ready Mum?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

Skipping with a beard.

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

Beach Bouncer

Young against old

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'