Skipping Gifts

Skipping Horse

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

'...16...17...18...stop me when I get to a billion, Mom.'

'The place you're all looking for is just a hop, skip and a jump from here.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Ready Mum?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

Skipping with a beard.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."