News Skip Artist Gifts

"All this news is so troubling. Let's watch something, funny, light and whimsical!"

Skipping Horse

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

News.

"They're everywhere, I don't know what to believe anymore. What is truth, what are facts, what's happening?" "Stop watching the news and if you see a pollster or election candidate...run!"

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

"I'm putting you on a skipping diet. . .Skip cakes and wine."

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"At last — no Trump."

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'Then that's one child's plate, one special, and one anything-as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-cook-it.'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"The fish have gone again love !"

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

'The place you're all looking for is just a hop, skip and a jump from here.'

'The evening news will not be seen tonight, because most of it is stuff you're better off not knowing anyway.'

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

Glenn had a knack for circumventing long lines at the pharmacy.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

'I started to read the headline but then my mind wandered.'