Skipping School Gifts

"You can't go fishing when you doge school…because you can't take the fish home."

Rise and shine, young man! It's time for school! I don't want to rise, I don't want to shine, I'm not a young man, and school is for suckers. Call me at lunchtime.

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Skipping Horse

Computer Room.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I will study my speling words...

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Culture Saturday

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Boy and girl at thier studies