Dropping Out Of School Gifts

Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"On. More. Try."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Get in step."

'Is he sitting?'

The Still Life Revolts

'Did the mail come?'

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

Rise and shine, young man! It's time for school! I don't want to rise, I don't want to shine, I'm not a young man, and school is for suckers. Call me at lunchtime.

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

'Rusty, stay!'

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'I hope he's taking this class pass/fail.'

Kids Nowadays.

"I flunked out my last semester."