College Dropout Gifts

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"On. More. Try."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

The Still Life Revolts

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"Oh George. My heart."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

"I flunked out my last semester."

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

Kids Nowadays.

The End of Innocence

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

'Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! It's time for me to go out into the big wide world!'

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'

Hope for Jobless College Grads

Kiss your diet goodbye