"I flunked out my last semester."
Academic Dropouts Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly resonates with the rebellious spirit of an academic dropout? Our collection combines playful humor and creative flair, perfect for those who took a different route. Whether they're pursuing arts, entrepreneurship, or just enjoying life outside the traditional classroom, these personalized products help celebrate their unique journey. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts and inspiring prints, each item is designed to evoke a smile and reflect their bold decision to follow their own path.
"On. More. Try."
''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'
"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."
"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."
Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.
I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or
The Still Life Revolts
"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."
"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."
"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."
Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.
'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'
Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.
Undergraduate talking to college porter
'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'
I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.
"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."
The End of Innocence
'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'
Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!
Kids Nowadays.
'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'
Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror
"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"
Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!
'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'
Kiss your diet goodbye
'I stopped paying for diet plans and am using the savings to buy clothes two sizes too big.'
Academic Dropouts Gifts Collection
Academic Dropouts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the bold and creative spirit of academic dropouts – perfect for everyday inspiration.
Academic Dropouts Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and personality to any space, honoring the unique path of academic dropouts.
Academic Dropouts Prints
Browse inspiring prints that capture the spirit of individuality and creative freedom for academic dropouts.
Academic Dropouts T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for those who march to the beat of their own drum, celebrating their non-traditional academic journey.