Academic Dropouts Mugs

"I flunked out my last semester."

"On. More. Try."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

The Still Life Revolts

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

Undergraduate talking to college porter

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

The End of Innocence

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

Kids Nowadays.

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'

Kiss your diet goodbye

'I stopped paying for diet plans and am using the savings to buy clothes two sizes too big.'