College Dropouts Mugs

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"Oh George. My heart."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

The Still Life Revolts

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"Jobbymoons" For The Rest of Us

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

Kids Nowadays.

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

Community College Budget Cuts

"I flunked out my last semester."

The End of Innocence

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

Court House. Dropped out of law school because I couldn't stand all the Latin abbreviations. You needed to get away for "et al"!

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

'Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! It's time for me to go out into the big wide world!'