College Dropouts Gifts

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

"Oh George. My heart."

The Still Life Revolts

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

Kids Nowadays.

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

"I flunked out my last semester."

The End of Innocence

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

"Can you tell me the first thing you did wrong?"

Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

'Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! It's time for me to go out into the big wide world!'

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