Corporate Dropout Mugs

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"On. More. Try."

'We've decided you should go think outside the company.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

So tell me, Junior.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'I was sorry to hear that you'll be leaving us next week, Higgins...I was hoping it was this week.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

The Still Life Revolts

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Of course everyone likes you. You quit law school.

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

The End of Innocence

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

Kids Nowadays.

"I flunked out my last semester."

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

"This is a Civics class. What do you mean you prefer not to discuss politics."

Kiss your diet goodbye

'Frankly I'm surprised at such a basic error - his smock's too tight.'

"So. Nobody's read the book? Great. Let's crack into the beers."

'We've been bought by a multi-media company. We all have to learn to tap dance.'

"You know why we get along so well with the Burfords... they blow-off as many invitations as we do."