School Drop-off Gifts

Father sees son blowing raspberry in wing mirror

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Paul goes home for the holidays

School trip little porters.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Radiant, yet flammable.

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"It's been a stressful school year."

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

A day in the country.

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

'Hall of small mammals'

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

Now class

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

"I've got all the rooms in my GPS so I won't get lost."

I'm having such a bad horn day! Oh, and there's Brad! He'll never ask me to the dance looking like this! Why, I'll bet he doesn't even know I exist!

"Now what can we do?"