Moving Schools Gifts

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

The Move.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Welcome."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

The new boy was teased for being different.