Changing Schools Gifts

"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"You're new here, aren't you?"

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Goodbye Children.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Children's education

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"