Moving To A New School District Gifts

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Children's education

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'