Moving To A New School District Pillows

Yes, I have one right next door to a school!

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Children's education

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."