Transitioning To A New School Pillows

'You are new here, aren't you?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Don't you hate...

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'