Finding A New School Pillows

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

The good news is that we've found a local school for your boy, the bad news is that it's local to Newcastle.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'Will this help me get into law school?'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'