Finding A New School Pillows

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

The good news is that we've found a local school for your boy, the bad news is that it's local to Newcastle.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Children's education

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'