Transferring Schools Gifts

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

The new boy was teased for being different.

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'