Transferring Schools Gifts

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'But what is the universe for?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

The new boy was teased for being different.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'