Moving Schools Prints

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Children's education

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Move.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Welcome."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

The new boy was teased for being different.