School Transitions Prints

Uncertain Future

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

The lesser of two evils.

Don't you hate...

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

High School

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'You are new here, aren't you?'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"I've got all the rooms in my GPS so I won't get lost."