Moving To A New School Prints

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Very good, Tommy, but, no, you won't get a theorem named after you for this."

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I've got all the rooms in my GPS so I won't get lost."

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

'But what is the universe for?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Children's education

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Welcome."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

The new boy was teased for being different.

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'